College, where's the college?
Where's reception? Can you show me?
Guidance and admissions thumb the leaflets
I want to know what course to join

Every thing I want to learn
I see and hear it every floor pouring with .....

Knowledge fills my head up
Education, may learn a thing or two
Girlfriends, eyes wide open
Where's the canteen in this college?

Because of my lack of social grace
I'll hang on in there just for experience

Who's she? Hold the lift please!
Hair and beauty, press six for a laugh
Lectures, where's the students
Where's the tutor?

Slip me the answer, I'll do what I really always wanted to

College, not just qualifications
But gratification is what I really need
Girlfriends, where's the disco?
Where's the drinking? I've gotta stay.....

Every little thing I want to know
I see and hear it every floor crawling with....

Women fill my head up
Educated, I've learnt a thing or two
Girlfriends, so frustrating
Where's the rooftop of this college?


Copyright 1996 Singley Songs.